I was walking in the mall and I saw a sign on a store window that said it was Muslim Bookstore.

The sign made me wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye, but asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on

U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and Illegal aliens?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass. Get out and Stay Out!”

I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”