On the brightside, I can now feel when someone is accessing my mind.

PROBABLY THE 1ST HUMAN ALIVE TO DO SO.

KINDA GNAR GNAR. HAHAHAHA

I could be elevated to the highest ranking MILITARY position ever created at this point.

Hahahahaha

I feel bad for the retards till throwing arrows at me….

WE ALL KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE RECEIPT.

BUT FIRE AWAY. I CLEARLY DESERVE IT AT THIS POINT.