>No credit card means you are an extreme loser.
Most people with credit cards are voluntary debt slaves that are losing their money for things they do not need.
First paragraph is gold. Thanks for transporting me to a place I can never go.
The rest sucks.
Looser than a hot dog down a hallway?
>Only God can do these things
There are many gods. Most of them rely on magical technology that you aren't aware of.
>I think you are the one with the magical technology. Please testify.
Let's just say I have learned the hard way. They had a good time manipulating me for awhile.
Sounds like you had a nice experience. I apologize for detracting from it with my observation..