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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Could somebody please explain to Nikki Haley that she lost - and lost really badly. She also lost Iowa, BIG, last week. They were, as certain Non-Fake Media says, “CRUSHING DEFEATS.”
Jan 24, 2024, 12:50 AM
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111809360722271439
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
“IT IS OVER—DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE THE NOMINEE…”
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Jan 24, 2024, 1:02 AM
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111809408093694256
Nikki Staying In?
TOP KEK
She will be solely responsible for waking up those that haven't woken up yet.
She is a silly, silly bitch.
Clueless
ahhh, i ate too much
need a food coma nap
sorry about that
SO PUMPED Donald won NH!
was in the car when it came over r radio
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
SUCH AN HONOR: I JUST BROKE THE ALL-TIME RECORD FOR VOTES CAST - BOTH SIDES, DEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN - IN THE HISTORY OF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY!
Jan 24, 2024,1:23AM
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111809491101543964
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Anonymous 11/06/2017 17:07:57 ID: KKIreCTB
4chan/pol: 148289594
Nothing is random.
Everything has meaning.
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8chan/cbts: 60660
Post: 1:34 US Military
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Muslims own porn hub, a sheikh is CEO of the company
https://truthsocial.com/@WallStreetApes/posts/111809538575871874
looks like a dude
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Jan 24, 2024, 1:50 AM
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111809593625155640
nikki haley is a troll and is looking like one more and more everyday
i dont give a fuck, just as long as her fuckery wakes people up
witch it is
get it?
Rich Baris The People's Pundit
@Peoples_Pundit
Salem Township, the home of the Sununu family dynasty, broke for @realDonaldTrump in overwhelming numbers.
With an estimated 91% reporting, it's 67.6/31.8 for Trump.
12:37 AM · Jan 24, 2024
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https://twitter.com/Peoples_Pundit/status/1750030028719431716
Nikki Haley Announces She Has Won New Hampshire By Negative 12 Points
CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening.
"It's an honor to not be New Hampshire's overwhelming pick to not run against President Biden this fall," said Haley to an enthusiastic crowd of 12 Democrats. "Tonight we sent a loud and clear message to Donald Trump that we won't not not be ignored!"
Media outlets called the race early as Nikki Haley began to pull away by a negative 9 points. Sources expect the lead to grow to around negative 12.
At publishing time, Nikki Haley confirmed she would not definitely in no way not stay in the race.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-announces-she-has-won-new-hampshire-by-negative-12-points
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Gracious Trump Runs Out To Welcome Prodigal DeSantis Back Home
U.S — Reporters were witness to a touching sight today as a gracious and tearful Trump ran down the road with open arms and welcomed back his prodigal DeSantis, who just endorsed Trump in the primaries.
"Quick! Bring the best, most beautiful, tremendous robe and put it on him," said Trump to his aides and attendants. "Put a ring on his finger and high-heeled sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate. We'll make big, beautiful McDonald's hamburgers out of this guy."
Sources say he then embraced and kissed the repentant DeSantis.
Other Trump surrogates, however, were not pleased with Trump's benevolent gesture, including Rudy Giuliani, who refused to go in and join the party. "Look, I gotta tell ya, Mr. Trump - all these years I've been slaving for you. I was never disloyal," said the former New York Mayor. "Yet you never gave me a big McDonald's feast. But when DeSantis, who squandered $200 million in campaign funds comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him. What gives?"
Sources say Trump then scolded his former attorney, saying: "This son of mine was dead, and boy, was he so dead, I mean really, really dead, believe me. But now, he is alive again; he was lost and is found. He was Meatball, but now he is Ron. He was DeSanctimonious, but now he is DeSantis once again. So fantastic, really."
At publishing time, Trump had kicked out DeSantis again.
kek
https://babylonbee.com/news/gracious-trump-slaughters-fatted-calf-to-welcome-prodigal-desantis-back-home
Nikki Haley Recalls Her Daring Childhood Escape From Slavery On The Underground Railroad
SEABROOK, NH — At a campaign stop in New Hampshire this weekend, Nikki Haley recounted a harrowing story from her youth about escaping slavery through the famed Underground Railroad.
"I remember it well," Haley described. "Harriet Tubman herself showed up at our brown family's small one-room log cabin and took me with her. It wasn't easy being the only runaway of Indian descent, all the other kids got better food than I did, but we made it to freedom in New York and I'll never forget that feeling."
Haley told the crowd she will always be grateful to Tubman for rescuing her from slavery, and said it wasn't easy growing up as the only brown slave on a plantation of only black slaves.
"When it came time for slave auctions, all the black kids got picked first," Haley said. "Being the only brown girl meant I had to wait until the very end to see where I'd end up. When Harriet showed up and offered to take me to freedom on the Underground Railroad, I was so thankful but I also felt a little conspicuous as the only brown girl on the trip. It was hard."
"Anyway, so that's why you should vote for me."
As of publishing time, the NFL had offered to let Haley sing the Black National Anthem at the Superbowl as a gesture of unity and healing.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-recalls-her-daring-childhood-escape-from-slavery-on-the-underground-railroad
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>As of publishing time, the NFL had offered to let Haley sing the Black National Anthem at the Superbowl as a gesture of unity and healing.
this is a threat
amusing