Just think, anons…

You could have naturally woken up this morning to the sounds of crashing waves and seagulls in the distance. It’s 74 degrees and the breeze is blowing just enough to rub the sea grass together, creating a soft and relaxing “shhh” sound. You stretch and take a couple deep breaths, and then you remember: I have no bills. Ah, life is good. When you’re ready, you throw on your flip flops and take a 5 minute stroll downtown to the local cafe. They specialize in breakfast burritos with just a liiiittle kick. They’re wrapped in a flour tortilla and toasted to perfection. Your organic ice coffee is cold and refreshing. You can tell they just made it. What’s nice is you can take your time and really enjoy your breakfast while the heat from the sun warms your face. After breakfast you grab your surfboard and paddle out and wait for the perfect wave.

There’s no alarms, no cell phones. There’s no internet. You’re not waking up and checking Q Research first thing in the morning. You’re not doom scrolling on social media or going down any rabbit holes. No. You’re in perfect sync with mother nature and you’re actually enjoying life.

But that’s not you, is it. No, you wake up because you have to go to work. After all, if you don’t work 10 hours a day, you won’t be able to pay your bills. And if you don’t pay your bills your internet will get disconnected. Oh no, no, no, we can’t have that, can we? If our internet gets disconnected for nonpayment, we won’t be able to aggregate news headlines and get you’s. That’s much more important than what I was talking about before.