Nikki Haley can not be president of the USA. She knows this. Why then is she in the race?
They all have to go. Ever single one.
Enough is enough.
If you require my services, you know where to find me. Better make it quick, don'tknow how much long I can stick around…My "give a shit" meter is broken.
This is not working. So depressed. Twenty three years and I found the problem. The problem can't be fixed unless I have access to shock therapy.
Shock the monkey tonight. Shock the Monkey. Sledgehammer the monkey, I wanna be your Sledgehammer. There can be no doubt about it.
Soon another one down, another one bites the dust. Hey, I'm going to get to you. Oh Sheri, our love holds on.
Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching jhoo.
Don't feed them after midnight? Isn't every moment of every day after midnight? Don't get them wet? They stink.
It's the safety dance.
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT I AM A RETARD. RETARDED TO THE POINT OF SHITTING MYSELF. RETARDED SO BADLY WHEN I BLINK IT'S TOO MUCH AND I PASS OUT.
DON'T MAKE FUN. I'M RETARDED SO I WON'T GET YOUR CHILDISH ANTICS. ONCE I HAD A THOUGHT, BUT AFTER FARTING HARD, I PASSED OUT.
RETARDED IS AS RETARDED DOES, PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND RAM IT UP THE ASS OF YOUR LOCAL RETARDED CENTER, LIGHT IT, AND GET YOUR HAIR SHAVED WITH MACE BY A MAGGOT ON YOURSLEEVE.
Ree Todd Did. It's like being Tarded all over again.
fuck.