mom!
pizza rolls, now!!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe hey guys!
vatican vatican vatican!
those pesky banks ain't shit
do you think most people:
a) have a bank account with a central bank
or
b) have a catholic church membership
duhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh duhuh
their pastor will be begging for shekels at the next circle jerk plate passing while proclaiming "ya see heyah! gawd wanted to us to have a brand new glorious building to worship him and made way of this old relic as its foundational grounds, lemme get a halleyouyuh!"
brothers? sweet, lemme borrow $5,000
swear ill pay you back
beep boop
i programmed it myself