Anons, may I present to you PLOT. Here's Plot's takes on the George Poppadopplegus reveal.
A "love story" that triggered a lot of commenters emotions that day. Everyone pretty much nailed the players at the time, too. Nothing shocking here.
People were all over the place universally on this one of guesses. A natural let down after the Kate Beckinsale one right before. It received harsh feedback in the comments.