Paul is Dead
Something about a historically low birthrate before WWII and then suddenly a population explosion after WWII and then back to the old low birthrate. Oh, and if you search internet archive for the World Almanacs for the crucial years of the 30s, 40s they seem to be all missing.
Redaction and classification are used to coverup crimes.
Your birth certificate.
Which became a thing in the US after 1916.
Thank your parents for signing you up.
Oh, no. That sucks.
Uvalde is in the junction.