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elvis ascended on the toilet
Having been in bed with Ginger, The King decided to use the bathroom and took a book to read as he suffered from constipation.
Around lunchtime, the singer succumbed to a fatal heart attack and collapsed on the floor dead. He was just 42.
According to Ginger, who found his corpse: “Elvis looked as if his entire body had completely frozen in a seated position while using the toilet and then had fallen forward, in that fixed position, directly in front of it… It was clear that, from the time whatever hit him to the moment he had landed on the floor, Elvis hadn't moved.”
As for what book Elvis was reading the moment that he died, it was A Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus by Frank O Adams.
The King had been fascinated with religion and spirituality and would spend hours discussing books on such topics with the likes of Billy and Jo on his bed.
This one, in particular, had been published in 1972 and focused on the Shroud of Turin, which some people believe to be the burial fabric that Jesus Christ was wrapped in after his crucifixion.
First mentioned in 1354, the shroud features the negative image of a man with stigmata in his wrists.
>According to Ginger, who found his corpse: “Elvis looked as if his entire body had completely frozen in a seated position while using the toilet and then had fallen forward, in that fixed position, directly in front of it… It was clear that, from the time whatever hit him to the moment he had landed on the floor, Elvis hadn't moved.”
It's undeniable, Grandpa.
c u next tuesday