>DEAR GOD CAN IT BE TRUE?!!?!?
YES!
IT IS TRUE
I AM THE MUAD 'DIB OF 8KUN'T
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE WHO WILL CRUSH YOUR ORB-SACK
>pretty fucking please…
NO!
YOU MUST SUFFER BEYOND MEASURE
THEN, WHEN YOUR PITIABLE MEWLING MOVES ME
I WILL CRUSH YOUR ORB-SACK