No one:
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Actually, white people look more like monkeys than black people.
folds arms and flares nostrils
look at the globals and learn how to filter all namefags permanently
thought it was gonna be today. fuckin' GAY.
Why do women age so poorly? They look like ghouls by the time they're 30.
losing to "none of these" is the funniest political happening I've ever heard of.
wtf is deja vu? I swear I'm seeing through time when it hits.
they think it don't but it do