for the keks valentines day conspiracy pick up lines

"I'm falling for you faster than Building 7"

"The Media might control my mind, but you'll always control my heart"

"Chemtrails are blocking the sun but your beautiful smile brightens any day"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 17"

"Are you from Pfizer cause you’re stopping my heart?"

"Will you be MY-ocarditis?"

"Hey Baby, wanna check out my med bed?"

"Your look touched me so deep I'm D.U.M.B.founded"

"Girl you can call me your slave cause you are MK-Ultra"

"Of all the psyops in my life, you’re my favorite"

"I love you more than Obama loves hotdogs"

"Fly me to the moon and don't fake it this time"