Do (YOU) have a small problem like penis envy or something?
In case didn't know it is not the meat it is the motion, & that football player plays ball & has a GF.
(YOU) just seem jeleous, go f'ck ya mum or ya sister, or a 9yo if (YOU) are a f'n joo.
or just go KYS, (you) are not in the slightest bit funny, bet (you) would sh!t self face to face. pussy.