Anonymous ID: a80cd5 Feb. 14, 2024, 9:09 a.m. No.20412431   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Ludicrous.

Patron saint of “Courtly Love”, and, wait for it,…

Seizures. Why the fuck is there a patron saint of seizures?

Did the Romans also have a patron saint of VD?

Fuckers had created their own minor deities, called them “saints” and made idols to them and relics of them?

 

—“Who absconded with the holy third finger of St. Chad, holy of holies from the patron saint of Antioch, procrastination, and of the anal fissures?”

“Where beith thine holiest third digit of Antioch? We must pray to the string of holy beads 7 times seven that it might return, unscathed.”

Anonymous ID: a80cd5 Feb. 14, 2024, 9:38 a.m. No.20412618   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2662

By order of The Knights of Cydonia and his holiness St Chad of Antioch, the patron saint of procrastination and anal fissures, there is new law of the notables. The new law is good, and it is holy. This law of notables be without blemish and it be free of anal fissures or peri-rectal pustules..

 

Law of the Notables:

No Steve Bannon’s War Room or Gateway Pundit notables to be entered until 17:00 EST or after for any given date.

 

Amen

May the piece of Our Lord be with you