Ludicrous.
Patron saint of “Courtly Love”, and, wait for it,…
Seizures. Why the fuck is there a patron saint of seizures?
Did the Romans also have a patron saint of VD?
Fuckers had created their own minor deities, called them “saints” and made idols to them and relics of them?
—“Who absconded with the holy third finger of St. Chad, holy of holies from the patron saint of Antioch, procrastination, and of the anal fissures?”
“Where beith thine holiest third digit of Antioch? We must pray to the string of holy beads 7 times seven that it might return, unscathed.”