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Anonymous ID: a7c893 Feb. 14, 2024, 11:43 a.m. No.20413344   🗄️.is 🔗kun

2000s

 

>housing market is meh

>business market is meh

>broke people bitch that they can't get loans

>banks say fuck it lets loan every broke nigger in the whole country whatever they want

>the SUB-PRIME mortgage is born

>more loans = more buyers

>housing prices skyrocket

>goods prices skyrocket

>everyone is happy

 

2008

>everybody is spending their entire checks on housing

>no money left over for anything else

>turns out Tyrone can't afford to actually pay his $5k/month mortgage on his McDonalds wage

>turns out Tina can't afford to actually pay her $1.2 million business loan selling Chinese knockoff jewelry on Etsy

>kikes know the jig is up

>they stop giving out free money

>everyone collectively shits their pants

>all the niggers stop paying their mortgage

>all the crackers close their businesses and fire everybody

>recession

 

2009

 

>forclosures on every block

>shuttered businesses on every corner

>bank kikes are stuck holding the bag

>real estate kikes are stuck holding the bag

>forced to sell for a loss

>basically anoda showa

>non-nigger goyim buy houses on the courthouse steps for pennies on the dollar

>NOOOOO THEY CANT DO THAT

>ONLY WE CAN GET AHEAD AND GET GREAT DEALS

>SHUT IT DOWN

>pull the trap card

>get bailed out

>everybody sees it

>but nobody is naming the jew

>oi vey dat waz a cloze one

 

2023

 

>housing market is meh

>business market is meh

>broke people bitch that they can't get loans

>banks say fuck it lets loan every broke nigger in the whole country whatever they want

>no wait!@!!!

>we already did that

>all the non-nigger goyim got our houses for pennies on the dollar

>can't let that happen again

>wait I know!

>instead of lending the money to these niggers to go buy the homes

>why don't we just print it and go buy them ourselves?

>then we can just rent them to the niggers

>instead of selling foreclosures at a loss to goyims

>oi vey dat is brilliant!