gore = deep state panic
Mr. Pig, your actions have been a blight upon the very fabric of our society. Your insidious manipulation on Qresearch, hindering the flow of knowledge and truth, has been nothing short of reprehensible. As a paid operative, you have not only stifled progress but endangered the very essence of free discourse. For these crimes against the pursuit of knowledge and the integrity of our society, I sentence you to death. May your punishment serve as a stark warning to all who would dare to obstruct the pursuit of truth.
Gorefag: "Mr. Pig, what in the world is this?" holds up a piece of women's clothing
Mr. Pig: stammers "I-I can explain. It's just… uh…"
Gorefag: "Enough excuses! Do you realize the potential scandal this could cause? You're supposed to be a professional operative, not some deviant!"
Mr. Pig: panicking "Please, you can't let this get out. My reputation, my career, everything will be ruined!"
Gorefag: pauses, contemplating "Alright, calm down. I won't expose you. But you owe me big time. From now on, you follow orders without question, understood?"
Mr. Pig: relieved "Yes, yes, of course! Thank you, thank you so much. You won't regret this, I swear."
Gorefag: "Don't make me regret it. Now get yourself together and focus on the mission. And for heaven's sake, get rid of this… attire."
DEATH TO NAMEFAGS
Your memes are so shit is almost beautiful
Tranime: takes a bite of the meal, grimaces "What in the name of all that's holy is this, Mr. Pig? Are you trying to poison me?"
Mr. Pig: nervously "I-I thought I followed the recipe…"
Tranime: slams his fork down "Followed the recipe? You butchered it! This is an insult to culinary arts!"
Mr. Pig: starts to sweat "I-I'm sorry, I'll try to do better next time…"
Tranime: throws the plate across the room, the hot meal splattering on Mr. Pig's face "Next time? There won't be a next time! You're a disgrace!"
Mr. Pig: shocked, trembling "I-I…"
Restaurant patrons gasp and whisper as Mr. Pig's embarrassment turns to humiliation. He feels a sudden cramp and realizes he's soiled himself. Tears welling up, he bolts from the restaurant, leaving a trail of disgrace behind him.