~~AWAN~~
"He's frantically running around, naked, begging everyone to help him."
Right now, Awan is scrambling to prostitute his worth to whomever will have him. Problem: he lost the shirt off his back, and is now Dead Broke.
Shahid Imran Awan (born 1979) is a Pakistani-American information technology worker. From 2004 to 2017, he worked as a shared employee for Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Shahid (Arabic) = "to watch"
Imran =
Awan (Indonesian) = "cloud"
Almost [everyone] on today?