WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT:

Your political, corporate, financial entertainment, intel agency, law enforcement, and academic "leaders" are all either practicing satanists, or being blackmailed by practicing satanists. This insidious group has literally been working on this complete, societal takeover for more than 250 years. Suicide weekend will will consist of the members of this repulsive group, and will take place when this is revealed to the clueless masses, which will happen within the next 4 years.God WILL in fact, WIN.

Thank you, and we will now return you back to your regularPROGRAMMING.