Judge Orders Trump To Pay Whatever Amount It Takes To Bankrupt Campaign
"I, Judge Engoron, hereby rule that President Trump must pay – hang on, let me google what his campaign raised last quarter," said Judge Ergoron. "Oh forget it, whatever it takes to crush Trump's re-election, that's how much Trump owes. Case closed!"
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