ALERT ALERT ALERT

THE INTELLIGENCE GATHERING OPERATIONS OF OUR FRIENDS AND ALLIES IN THE INDUSTRIAL COMPLEXES HAVE FORWARDED INFORMATION PERTINENT TO THE RECENTLY IDENTIFIED IMMINENT THREAT KNOWN AS UCANTDOTHAT.NET AKA UCANTDOTHATDOTNET AKA THAT FUCKING UNCONTROLLABLE MEMESTER.

AS WE AWAIT JUDGMENT FROM THE SUPREMES AS TO WHETHER THIS IMMINENT THREAT CONSTITUTES A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER THAT JUSTIFIES USE OF FORCE™ BY OUR BRAVE CAPTURABLES, WE MUST BE AWARE OF NEW THREATS

AND THERE IS ONE! A NEW THREAT, BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID

IN ADDITION TO THE DANGEROUS MEMES AVAILABLE AT SAID WEBSITE (UCANTDOTHAT.NET - IMPORTANT TO MEMORIZE) BE AWARE THAT THE (NOT AT ALL TARGETED) INDIVIDUAL (WE DON'T TARGET INDIVIDUALS) IN QUESTION HAS INTRODUCED SOME SORT OF NEW CATEGORY CALLED

MEMEMAKER PIECES

THIS CATEGORY IS A BOLD NEW MOVE OF SOME SORT THAT WOULD SEEM TO INDICATE FUTURE ACTION. WE ARE MONITORING THE SITUATION AND CONTINUE TO ENCOURAGE OPERATORS IN THE FIELD TO ENGAGE THE TARGET SUBTLY YET DIRECTLY, PREFERABLE VIA THE SHOPPING CART VIS A VIS BUYING MULTIPLE STICKERS WITH SHIPPING AND TAXES INCLUDED ALA CUSTOMERS AS IT WERE

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ALERT! FALL BACK! 10-4! EMERGENCY! OVER AND OUT! DO YOU READ ME? COME IN AGENT POOPDECK!

IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING PREVIOUS TRANSMISSION, THE UNTARGETED INDIVIDUAL HAS SHOWN SIGNS OF FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO MAKE MEMEMAKING MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE UNWASHED ENEMIES ERR CITIZENS AT LARGE.

THERE APPEARS TO BE, AND LET ME BE CLEAR, ARE YOU SITTING DOWN, I REPEAT, THERE APPEARS TO BE. NEW TOOLS FOR MAKING MEMES AS WELL AS ANOTHER CATEGORY CALLED 'MEME TEMPLATES'

THOUGH WE HAVE NOT YET GOTTEN OUR REVERSE ENGINEERING MEME WARFARE EXPERTS IN PLACE TO ANALYZE WHAT SUCH A DEVELOPMENT MAY MEAN, WE ARE IN POSITION AND READY TO CLICK 'BUY NOW' AS NEEDED.

WE RECOMMEND INTERESTED OPERATORS DO THE SAME.

THIS COULD BE OUR IWO JIMA