I couldn't resist.
Ref only: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-he-cant-remember-a-single-time-when-his-memory-has-failed-him
"Don't you think I would know if I were having memory problems?" the president asked. "I'm as sharp as a tack, Jack. I've got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president."