I was here, I seent it. An anon posted that NASA announced to Solar Flares of the mean old "X" brand, an X 1.8 followed by an X 1.7 earlier today
"It's the Chinese!!!"
"It's the Russians!!!"
"It's the Aliens!!!"
AT&T fiber and copper lines tend to run underground, the Crab People live underground, ergo it's the Crab People
From Stalingrad & Kursk all the way the way to the Reichstag
Bill Gates wants to blot out the Sun
Bill Gates loves AI
The Sun sends flares to fuck up Bill's toys
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/i-would-never-invest-in-new-york-now-kevin-o-leary/vi-BB1iEDey
(blasted thing wouldn't embed for me)