That would have been Adam who named the fly. God gave Adam dominion and told him to name every creature.
Anon imagines the conversation went something more like,
Adam: If you don't fly off my asshole before I stand up, you'll be seeing and eating shit in all directions.
Fly: Maggot pie?
The Torah was written in Hebrew-Chaldee, the language of Israelites.
Jews are Edomites and only wrote the Jerusalem Talmud, not the Torah.
Following the Chinese Sparrow theory and the following famine, then applying it to the Talmud says: There will be no flies because in the world to come there will be no shit.
And this is in the Talmud, you say?
Does anon know where the Talmud got this detail from? As in, what is the Talmud's sauce to justify the statement?
Chapter, verse, sauce?