Ah, my tiny cowering powers pretending to be:

Trying to front run the Sun, are ye? All that bullshit about hacking, etc., when you know damn good and well it was the Sun. Like a warning shot over the bow.

Imagine the hubris, to try and front run the Sun…kekekekek

Anyway, here's a little story fer ya:

When I was 13, I convinced my nine-year-old brother that I was a wizard. I could do any and all sorts of magic, according to me. Of course, he didn't question my sources…kek…

Naturally, along came the moment where he annoyed me so bad, I stood up, made circular motions with my hands, recited lorem ipsum and then dramatically threw my hands up in the air to clap and point at him.

The kid screeched like he'd been scalded and ran away. I laughed until I cried on my way to my room. I was still laughing when my dad threw open my bedroom door.

"Did you put a curse on your little brother?" he demanded to know.

That sounded so ridiculous, I laughed some more. Then I said, "But, Dad, you know this shit ain't real, right?"

He gave me the exasperated look, like duh. "Just take it off him, ok?"

So, I went and found my brother cowering in his room. I made counter-clockwise circular motions, recited some more lorem ipsum, and dug down to pull the "curse" off with both hands.

He was scared of me for about a year after that.

Long story short, you tiny cowering powers think you're Mr. Wizard, but you're really a frightened nine-year-old.

What's really gonna fry your gourds is when you discover that a devil, or a Satan, or whatever else you use to mask your fear of death, well, this devil was invented, yes, invented by evil men, just like yourselves, so they might well and truly have someone else to blame for their disgusting, repulsive behaviors.

Bring out your dead god(s). My Creator is the wizardest Wizard of All, in Math, Science, Nature, Biology, Astrophysics, let's go.

Kekekek

It's always God's will, or haven't you done the Math?