I did it already.
>VS
I done did it.
(a short essay (compared to Vatican posts at least) on this lovely Saturday morning)
Hopefully, somewhere during the Great Awakening a discussion can be had about reforming the English language.
Particularly American, the most popular global version of English.
In the example above, one of many such cases, saying the former makes you seem smart and erudite which can often set you up for future success.
The latter?
That's a ticket to a life of poverty, crime, and Nascar events.
And that is just as pure evil as everything else taking place in this diseased modern culture.
I'll cut to the chase, I Done Did It is masterful in its simple perspicuity not to mention it sounds much moar based if delivered with that classic south of the Mason Dixon line bemused authoritative style.
I did it already makes you sound like a whiny fag it really does.
Also, think about its simple beauty.
It hits you right away with done so you immediately know you can relax a bit as whatever's coming next has already happened so there's nothing you can do to change what it is.
Not to mention just how cringely less descriptive already (3 syllables for such a small word - come on, man!) is compared to the awesome power/simplicity of that wonderful word done.
I'll leave you with this, think of this post the next time you're in a Wal Mart anywhere South/East of St. Louis.
Whenever you hear any version of Done Did It and immediately feel a rush of smug superiority overcome you?
Oh, you're so very wrong my fren.
It is you who's the real dumbass rube.