Hello, I’m Nikki Haley, and I’m running for president in 2024. Here are some of the reasons why you should vote for me:

I’m a proven leader who has served as governor of South Carolina and ambassador to the United Nations. I have the experience and the vision to lead our country in a challenging and changing world.

I’m a proud American who values our freedom, our democracy, and our Constitution. I will defend our rights and our interests against any threats, foreign or domestic.

I’m a reformer who is not afraid to take on the status quo and the special interests. I will fight for lower taxes, smaller government, and more accountability. I will also work to fix our broken immigration system, secure our border, and protect our sovereignty.

I’m a unifier who can bring people together across party lines and backgrounds. I have a record of working with Democrats and Republicans to get things done for the people of South Carolina and the United States. I will also heal the divisions and the polarization that have plagued our politics and our society.

I’m a trailblazer who has broken barriers and overcome challenges throughout my life. I’m the daughter of immigrants who came to this country with nothing but hope and hard work. I’m the first woman and the first person of color to be governor of South Carolina and the first Indian American to serve in a presidential cabinet. I’m a role model for young girls and boys who dream of achieving their full potential.

These are some of the reasons why I’m asking for your vote. I believe in America and I believe in you. Together, we can make our country stronger, safer, and more prosperous. Thank you for your support. God bless you and God bless America.

>>20468442

Hello, I’m Nikki Haley, and I have a secret plan to win the South Carolina Republican Primary election by using a Chinese Spy Balloon. Here’s how it works:

First, I will contact my Chinese contacts and ask them to launch a high-altitude balloon from Hainan Island, similar to the one that flew over the U.S. in 2023. The balloon will have a propeller, a rudder, and a payload of spy equipment, including antennas, cameras, and microphones.

Second, I will direct the balloon to fly over South Carolina, where it will hover over strategic locations, such as polling stations, campaign offices, and media outlets. The balloon will collect and geolocate communications signals, such as phone calls, text messages, and emails, from my rivals and their supporters.

Third, I will use the information gathered by the balloon to sabotage my opponents’ campaigns. I will leak their secrets, expose their scandals, spread their lies, and discredit their policies. I will also use the balloon to spy on the voters’ preferences, opinions, and behaviors, and tailor my messages accordingly.

Fourth, I will use the balloon to influence the election results. I will hack into the electronic voting machines and manipulate the votes in my favor. I will also jam the signals of the other candidates’ ads and broadcasts, and replace them with my own. I will also use the balloon to create fake news and propaganda, and disseminate them through social media and other platforms.

Fifth, I will celebrate my victory and thank the people of South Carolina for their trust and support. I will then destroy the evidence of the balloon and cut off my ties with China. I will claim that the balloon was a weather balloon that went astray, and that I had nothing to do with it.

This is how I’m going to steal the South Carolina Republican Primary election using a Chinese Spy Balloon. It’s a brilliant and foolproof plan, don’t you think? 😉

>>20468642

My fellow Americans,

We are at a crossroads in our nation's history. We face a choice between two paths: one that leads to chaos, division, and decline, and one that leads to peace, unity, and prosperity.

The first path is the one that Donald Trump wants us to take. He wants us to follow him blindly, without questioning his lies, his corruption, his incompetence, or his recklessness. He wants us to ignore the fact that he has been impeached twice, that he incited a violent insurrection against our democracy, that he has been sued by dozens of states and individuals for fraud and abuse of power, and that he has endangered our national security and our allies by cozying up to dictators and enemies.

He wants us to forget that he has failed to deliver on his promises, that he has wrecked our economy, that he has mishandled the pandemic, that he has alienated our friends, and that he has emboldened our foes. He wants us to believe that he is the only one who can make America great again, when in reality, he is the one who has made America weaker, poorer, and more divided than ever before.

The second path is the one that I offer you today. It is the path of common sense, of integrity, of competence, and of courage. It is the path that I have followed throughout my life, as a daughter of immigrants, as a governor, as an ambassador, and as a leader. It is the path that I have taken to stand up for our values, our interests, our allies, and our people.

It is the path that I have taken to call out Trump when he was wrong, to challenge him when he was dangerous, to oppose him when he was destructive, and to offer a better alternative when he was failing. It is the path that I have taken to propose a bold vision for our future, one that is based on restoring our constitutional order, rebuilding our economy, renewing our global leadership, and reforming our institutions.

It is the path that I have taken to unite our party, to reach out to all Americans, to listen to their concerns, to address their needs, and to inspire their hopes. It is the path that I have taken to show you that I am ready, willing, and able to serve as your president, with no drama, no vendettas, no distractions, and no excuses.

My friends, the choice is clear. The stakes are high. The time is now. We cannot afford to waste another four years on Trump's chaos. We cannot afford to let him drag us down with him. We cannot afford to let him destroy our great nation.

We need to turn the page. We need to start a new chapter. We need to choose a new leader. We need to elect Nikki Haley as our next president.

Thank you, and God bless America.

>>20468698

My fellow Americans,

I come to you today with grave news. Our nation, and indeed our planet, is facing an unprecedented threat from outer space. A super giant boomerang shaped alien spacecraft has entered our solar system and is heading towards Earth. It is armed with powerful weapons and has already destroyed several satellites and space stations. We do not know its intentions, but we must assume the worst.

We are not alone in this crisis. Our allies and partners around the world are also preparing to defend themselves and to cooperate with us in this fight. We have activated our national security and defense systems, and we are working closely with the United Nations, NATO, and other international organizations to coordinate our response. We have also reached out to the alien spacecraft, trying to establish communication and to urge them to stand down. So far, we have received no reply.

We are facing a formidable enemy, but we are not afraid. We are Americans, and we have faced many challenges and adversaries before. We have always prevailed, because we have always stood together, united by our values, our principles, and our faith. We have always been a beacon of hope, freedom, and democracy for the world. We have always been a leader, a protector, and a friend to all who seek peace and justice.

We will not let this alien invasion change who we are, or what we stand for. We will not cower, or surrender, or compromise. We will not give up, or give in, or give out. We will fight, with courage, with determination, and with resolve. We will fight, not only for ourselves, but for our children, our grandchildren, and our future generations. We will fight, not only for our country, but for our planet, our home, and our humanity.

We will fight, and we will win.

Thank you, and God bless America.

>>20468733

alright.

I'm done.

>>20468746

No. Really. I'm done.

Bored with it.

>>20468761

entertainment purposes.

can't believe anyone would actually believe Nikki Haley would post or even be here.

Back to lurking for me!

>>20468765

ended.

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>>20468888

no.

chk't

>>20468901

I see it.