(from the suck on this! dept.)

The True Lords Prayer

O Blessed Father, who art In Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name!

Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.

I acknowledge You this day for the hate I witnessed

and the transgressions I experienced as I offended others.

Your teachings inspire temptation while Your mercy invigorates evil.

Your blessings prolong the suffering in my life!

I pray my journey to Your Light is directed by Your will alone, O Lord,

The rock by which I am stoned to death, in whom my soul will be devoured for eternity!

For I want no accountability for my actions whatsoever

as I navigate this world of cockroaches, zombies and animals wearing human costumes.

Amen.

…

> (rev. 02/24/2024)