(from the suck on this! dept.)
The True Lords Prayer
O Blessed Father, who art In Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name!
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
I acknowledge You this day for the hate I witnessed
and the transgressions I experienced as I offended others.
Your teachings inspire temptation while Your mercy invigorates evil.
Your blessings prolong the suffering in my life!
I pray my journey to Your Light is directed by Your will alone, O Lord,
The rock by which I am stoned to death, in whom my soul will be devoured for eternity!
For I want no accountability for my actions whatsoever
as I navigate this world of cockroaches, zombies and animals wearing human costumes.
Amen.
> (rev. 02/24/2024)