Well I do know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so tired I might fall off my chair,

And notables are getting down to just pairs,

 

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with Q

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Q,

 

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep this bread in it's place,

Losing control, yeah, it's all over the place.

 

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

 

Well I started out with nothing,

And Obama - I'm a self made man!

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Shillin' out and trying to say,

Please, please

Tryin' to make some sense of it all!

 

But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

The Left is keeping us on the floor,

And I don't think that I can take anymore

 

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

 

Well I started out with nothing,

And Obama - I'm a self made man!

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Screamin' out and trying to say,

Please, please

#WALKAWAY is why I came here tonight,

 

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so tired I might fall off my chair,

And notables are raising all my hairs

 

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with Q

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Q

Stuck in the middle with Q,

here I am stuck in the middle with Q