>BUILD CREDIT

>BUY 8kun PASS

>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST

>TRUST THE REMOTE

>EAT THE BUG

>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

>USE THE STRAIGHT RAZOR

>TRUST THE DOCTOR

>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)

>EAT BAKED LAY’S

>WATCH_DOGS 1 WAS A BAD GAME

>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP

>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES

>CARBON FIBER

>OBSERVE THE SABBATH

>HAVE SEX

>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY

>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING

>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)

>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS

>PAY THE INCOME TAX

>PAY THE STATE TAX

>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX

>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX

>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER

>GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS TURN ON THE SWITCH

>WATCH SPORTS

>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME

>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS

>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX

>BELIEVE IN SPACE

>READ THE BIBLE

>SHAKE WELL!

>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES

>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4cuck AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

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