Hey, Congress (still bending the knee to any foreigners with the bucks):

Here's a simple solution to the border crisis with positive overall effects for everyone in America (remember, America is the People you're supposed to be working for).

Stay with me now. I know it's hard to think about anyone but yourselves.

Step one: close the 800+ bases around the world and bring our own troops home to DEFEND our own borders. Bring home all those men and women, all that equipment, all those resources and supplies, all that money. Apply the savings to the national debt.

Was that too much for your mushy Congressional brains to digest? Take a deep breath.

Step two: DEFUND THE CIA and CLOSE THEIR SECRET BASES AND BIO-LABS AROUND THE WORLD.

The CIA broke their own laws when they murdered Kennedy. But someday, someone is going to finish what he started. Even if it's the Sun.

For a pack of cowardly lawyers, and that's all you are unless you add TRAITORS to it, you sure are tone-deaf as well as blind.

So, what are the savings in closing all those bases, bringing our people home, closing our borders, etc. and so forth.

I know. Maff is hard. Poor things. Why don't you all just resign en masse, go to the country where your loyalties lie and let us throw darts at a phone book so we might have real Americans representing US, for once. At least since Kennedy died.

God's will in all things, especially the Sun, whether we like that hard Math and Science, or not.