Animals Are mindless rotting beasts. They don’t have ‘gay sex’. Dogs hump coffee table legs. That doesn’t make them coffee-table-leg-o-sexuals. Turtles hump rocks. Rhinos hump land rovers. Animals even rut on dead animals. They just rut. Mindlessly. Hump hump hump.
I’ve never thought it was prudent of the alphabet crowd to constantly try to compare itself to mindlessly rutting beasts that are just under a primal and unthinking drive to ‘get off’.
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