Anyone have any extra weird shit going on?

Lots of negative energy at my house (divorce, etc). Been sleeping on the couch.

Got woken up twice last night by a vaguely egg-shaped Grey creature next to me. The second time I flew up to standing and was swinging. Problem is I'm old and I have a thoracic fusion, and I snapped one of the vertebral attachments for the steel rods. Drop like a sack of flour.

Nothing in the room, of course, but I would testify there was something there, feeding.