There's ALWAYS "someone" there. Only way to know if the King is present, is if the royal colors are flying instead of just the Union Jack.
I had hyperextension superpowers at age five, too. They can safely entangle, and unentangle, themselves 8 ways from Sunday at that age. Where as an adult the mere thought of it is an ACL and MCL snap…
Any of them named "Gacy"?