dear diary,
today i REVOLUTIONized our campaign against the nazis drumpf tards.
i invented new tactics that are so new, no one has ever thought of them before.
i posed as fake canadians.
i told the nazis their board was comped.
and when i told comrade commisar about my great ideas and showed him my posts,
he rewarded me with shekels
and said he will unlock my dirty parts
so i may choose two children from the pedijar.
oh diary, if only you knew the anguish in my heart.
you see, i am proud of my work.
and ashamed of my pride.
pride is not the communist way.
these must be OUR ideas, the ideas of ALL OF US.
but i can not stop feeling good.
oh diary, please cure me of my pride.
i am a dirty bad xer.