We fought 2 world wars to get this proxy state! There's no other proxy state we can hide behind so completely because this is the only one which gets de facto Christian support and we know that Christians are going to be the majority in the future because NCSWIC and Christ's kingdom is coming, even as we watch the skies for Satan's arrival as a falling star with our powerful telescope named 'Lucifer'. We need this proxy state bigly!!! NOO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY OR EXPOSE ANY FLAWS IN IT!

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