It's Perkins Coie, not Coie Perkins.
Lawfag here, a federal crime can be brought in any of the federal courts. It does not have to be brought in the federal court of the state where it was committed, you can always change the venue for convenience once you are in federal court, even when it is a civil matter.
I don't think you should lose the ablility to vote and own guns over 20 bucks worth of blow, but that's just me and the founding fathers.
we'll wage war by any memes necessary