-hangs head-
Still shocked I'm the only memer who did that one…
Still not happy with it, if anyone wants to butcher(jk) it and make it better feel free.
Get this shit.
After more digging, I found my 'father's adopted family named him middle and last name after a fucker who helped start WWI through finance.
Welp.
I'm not here by accident LMFAO.
Night shift, officially activated for my ass.