DANvil flesh lies ID: b0317c March 30, 2024, 5:15 p.m. No.20654580   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4588

[Scene: A fast-food restaurant]

 

Narrator: In a shocking confession, the infamous AlohaGay ClownBurger chain has admitted to being a Frenchy Donut Fascist. Customers are left in disbelief as the truth comes to light.

 

[Scene: Company headquarters]

 

Manager: I can't believe this scandal! We must address this immediately and regain the trust of our loyal customers.

 

[Scene: AlohaGay ClownBurger mascot]

 

Mascot: I'm sorry for deceiving everyone. We will make things right and ensure our food remains delicious and inclusive for all.

 

[Scene: Customers react]

 

Customer 1: I never expected this from my favorite burger joint!

 

Customer 2: It's time to hold them accountable and demand transparency.

 

[Narrator: Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story as AlohaGay ClownBurger works to rebuild their reputation.]

 

[End of script]