Now that you’ve doxxed yourself I will find you and drag you out drinkin’. All. Fookin. Night.
To promote perpetual conflict, UN should give all of Jerusalem to Palestine.
That would be funny af.
Someone put a Easter ham in the turkey fryer.
Did she smell nice?
So you’re saying an old con pipe gets more action than me? Go ahead. Just say it. “You might as well become a monk, loser.” I can take it.
Cicadas come out every year.
Every Fucking Year.
I used their sound to gauge how much freedom remained in summer break.
Kek.