What's so good about it?
But we were.
All of us, sold into debt slavery before birth.
Happy [insert distracting bullshit holiday here], Anons !!
Happy Jewish Zombie Day, you bunch of homos!!
https://www.kalw.org/npr-news/2024-03-23/purim-a-festive-jewish-holiday-with-an-ending-often-ignored
The Jewish holiday of Purim begins at sunset, Saturday, March 23. At synagogues across the world, people will read the Book of Esther. But its story of celebration is followed by another, darker chapter — one many Jews are thinking about this year.
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"There is an evil advisor to the king, who essentially randomly gets upset at the Jews for no good reason," explains Koller. "He sends out messages throughout the entire kingdom — 11 months from now, everyone should just kill their Jewish neighbors."
But then the king's wife, Esther, reveals that she's Jewish. And the evil advisor, Haman, is killed instead. The story has been told for thousands of years, and it's always sort of a party.
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The Talmud says that on Purim, people are supposed to get so drunk that they can't tell the difference between the hero of the story, and the villain.
>Admiralty Law
>Law of the Sea practiced on the Land
>Salvage Rights
You spelled Berth wrong.
And who bred said wussies into existence, hmm?
Yep.
You realize that the books in the bible were written hundreds of years apart and hundreds of years after the events supposedly took place, yes?
See; >>20656540
See; >>20656479
Fuck off, loser.
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Nice.
Right, because my eyes were lying to my brain throughout my entire childhood.
He didn't.
The real question is; If jeebus rose from the dead as a zombie, where the fuck is he today?