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"The elves who came to Helm's Deep to relieve the forces of Rohan were a bunch of weenies who just wanted to jump the line to Valinor, there I said it"
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>"The elves who came to Helm's Deep to relieve the forces of Rohan were a bunch of weenies who just wanted to jump the line to Valinor, there I said it"
Lothlórien sent a contingent of brave elves to aid their ancient allies in Rohan in their hour of need.
Or — and I need you to hear me out — some elves don't care for boats.
All I'm saying is an arrow to the neck also gets you to Valinor.
This is the look a person makes when they're going to have to rush to their gate to catch a flight.
First, a brief summary of where elves are in March of 3019.
Namely, they're leaving town. They have been called by the Valar to leave Middle-earth to come back to Valinor. They're all rather tired, and so they're, en masse, hiking to the Grey Havens, getting on to boats, sailing the Sundering Sea to the Undying Lands, and then going about their business in Valinor. The journey is onerous and can have its perils, and it involves quite a bit of time sailing, both in actuality and in the metaphysical and metaphorical sense.>>20658159
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Elves don't get sick and they don't die of old age, so there's no natural death for elves. One way for elves to get to paradise in Valinor was to ride a boat there. Elves can die by violent acts, though, and often did in their generations-long campaign against Melkor and his various lieutenants. When elves die in battle, they pass to the Halls of Mandos in Valinor, where they wait for a period of time, cleansing themselves. Elves are judged, and those who have rebelled against the Valar or done heinous deeds will be indefinitely detained there, while those who lived well and sacrificed much can be re-incarnated into an identical body. In Valinor! The very place they rode boats to!
>ride a boat there
For whoever of the deathless gods that hold the peaks of snowy Olympus pours a libation of her water and is forsworn, must lie breathless until a full year is completed, and never come near to taste ambrosia and nectar, but lie spiritless and voiceless on a strewn bed: and a heavy trance overshadows him. But when he has spent a long year in his sickness, another penance more hard follows after the first. For nine years he is cut off from the eternal gods and never joins their councils or their feasts, nine full years. But in the tenth year he comes again to join the assemblies of the deathless gods who live in the house of Olympus.[19]
>>ride a boat there
The River Acheron was the first of the three infernal rivers in Hell. The others are the Styx and the Phlegethon. All three eventually descended through all of Hell and pooled into the Ninth Circle where they froze and formed Lake Cocytus.