FLO’S pretty buff.
Porn and jerking off opens portals to the dark side. You keep jerking and the devil is basically starting to take you over like possession.
CERN is working to open that same portal to let demons into our realm.
God has it closed so we’re not inundated with demons.
If cern works and we get swamped then we’ll need Gods immediate intervention or we’d all be in deep shit.
Gotta wait another hour. I’m in flyover country 🕺🏽