>Nobody ever advises people to take mass transit during an eclipse or declares an emergency in advance. Why now?
a. Federal funding to loot for "emergencies"
b. Keep people in a constant state of fear
c. CERN firing up some fuckery
d. NASA sending up three rockets during eclipse
e. ?
f. Profit
Anon plans to enjoy the show, preferably from a major intersection where anon can watch idiots slam into each other while trying to look at the sun.