Well, here we are.

Monday… the 8th of April.

Today we will experience..

Solar Eclipse.

National Guard deployed.

Pons-Brooks Devil comet.

Nasa launching missiles into the eclipse.

2 legions of Cicadas coming out of the ground after so many years… This is the first time they're doing it together.

Fish in the keys, a few endangered species as well, doing nothing but swimming in circles.

Mercury has begun it's retrograde, this will be one of the longest retrogrades in history. From like, now till October.

We have a cat 4 (just downgraded to cat 3) tropical cyclone just barely off the West coast of Oz (that's Australia for those who don't know)

Warnings abound; claiming the path of totality may shift.

Okay, what did I miss?

BTW, if you find yourself running from zombies and flesh eating cicadas near Baltimore today, do not try to flee across the Francis Scott Key Bridge… it's not there. You'll have to take the tunnels instead, and rumor has it, there's a portal inside that takes you straight to Hades.

Okay, I think I've covered everything. Sounds like a typical Monday to me. Good luck out there and God bless!