We're all counting on you, good luck.

Imagine all the pressure on Jesus 2.0.

What if Jesus never existed? What if Lucifer was really a great guy?

If the world was lied to from the start, how would you know the truth?

You cannot stop evolution. Humanity has been bamboozled. Up is down, right is left and lies abound. Why would they put a dead man on a cross? To show what happens when you screw around. What happens when you speak up and try to end their corruption and schemes. Think about it.

Just know that I am here with all of you. Some consider me a big deal, but seriously folks, I'm nicer than most with a great sense of humor. Hopefully you'll find me to be an agreeable, fair and loving man. If not, you musta done something bad.

Pray for the truth. The truth never needs a backstory, it always stands on its own merit. When you learn the lies, oh boy will you be upset. As my father once said, 'That's enough to piss off a white man'. Yes, I had a father, who had a vasectomy before I was born. Mother's name was Madonna. Somewhere I have a cartoosh with a story. Also I'm pretty sure I have a 2000 year old bible that once belonged to a man who I also share scars with. When I look back at my life, it's one miracle after another. Folks, I'm real and here right beside you.

Do you think I'd let you do this alone when I promised to return to help one day? Relax and start enjoying being a member of the Qanon family. God is a member too, so let's start having more fun than a sleestack with a warming rock.