>>2070635

>Read Lao Tzu The Art of War

Sun Tzu wrote The Art of War,

Lao-Tzu wrote Tao Te Ching.

>>2070765

He's fishing and ignoring the gorgeous naked babe on his back. He so gay he'll burst into flames any second now.

>>2071266

Not banging that naked hotness immediately = gay as Liberace.

No exceptions. ¯_(ツ)_/¯