I am a proud Chinese Communist Party reject, because it's time to destroy the CCP and extinguish ti, completely, from earth.
>commie bastard, once a red always a red
No, fren, I'm a patriot, like you.
The Communist Chinese Party operatives have covertly have taken over sectors of American business, while we were apparently too busy watching soap operas, reality TV, and sports.
They took over my industry and booted me from my executive position.
Unfortunately for them, I never watched soap operas, reality TV, or sports, so from my senior level position I had nothing else to do but spy on the spies.
We have it all.