Well, you tiny pedo powers never disappoint.

 

Netty out there strutting around like a banty rooster, "we shot down 99%!"

 

Ok, why not report the actual percentages? US and Jordan knocked down what percent of Iran's volley before it ever got to the fabled Tin Dome, or David's Sling(ing shit) or the vaunted Arrow(OMG).

 

That one percent that got through though. Hmmmm…

 

Whatever gets you through the night…

 

[Verse 1]

Whatever gets you through the night

It's alright, it's alright

It's your money or your life

It's alright, it's alright

Don't need a sword to cut through flowers

Oh no, oh no

 

[Verse 2]

Whatever gets you through your life

It's alright, it's alright

Do it wrong or do it right

It's alright, it's alright

Don't need a watch to waste your time

Oh no, oh no

 

[Chorus]

Hold me darlin', come on listen to me

I won't do you no harm

Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me

Come on listen, listen

 

[Verse 3]

Whatever gets you to the light

It's alright, it's alright

Out the blue or out of sight

It's alright, it's alright

Don't need a gun to blow your mind

Oh no, oh no

 

[Chorus]

Hold me darlin' come on listen to me

I won't do you no harm

Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me

Come on listen, listen

 

Here's a fun fact. With the Sun's micronova comes a Global Strike of such immense power it's left a deep gash in the Earth that can be tracked through tens of thousands of years. It's a pattern. The power of this strike unlocks the crust from the mantle.

 

The next solar strike, the imminent one, is forecast to hit Jizzrael. Or close enough. Just an FYI.

 

God's will in all things. And the Sun.